The sweet life

Ask me anything.    Patience, you should try it sometime.
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"Life’s too short to drink crappy coffee and cry over boys who don’t care."
Matty Healy (the 1975)

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"Does he treat you with respect at all times? That’s the first question. The second question is, if he is the exact same person twenty years from now that he is today, would you still want to marry him? And finally, does he inspire to be a better person? You find someone you can answer yes to all three, then you’ve found a good man."
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plop-alot:

walking out of an exam you knew you failed

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dulect:

"we’re gonna have mcdonalds for dinner"

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bennofficial:

sexualchemistry:

tristan-thorn-is-my-hero:

hellugh:

stoned-levi:

sullivanthere:

I went from this

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to this

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at first I thought it was an alternative way to hard-boil eggs… nope…

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DEAR GOD. PLEASE DON’T SCROLL PAST THIS. IT MAY LOOK LIKE ANOTHER DUMB VIDEO, I THOUGHT SO TOO BUT JESUS PLEASE WATCH THIS. SO FUCKING WEIRD.

REVOLUTION

I want to know who is responsible

of all the things that could have possibly been… THAT is what this was a commercial for?! LOL wow.

None of you have heard of Tenga Eggs? Really?? They sell them at most sex shops, although they don’t always sell all of the different styles.

HAHAHAA HOLY SHIT

WTF AHHAHAHAHA

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